I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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