I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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