what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
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