so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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