I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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