i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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