I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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