You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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