i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
