Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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