D3 body, D1 cock
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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