I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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