Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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