PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
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Oh Jesus.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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