So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There r osticjed everywhere
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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