well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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