I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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