ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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