the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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