My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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