At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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