That's when you crack a 10am beer
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
did i walk over a car last night?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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