I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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