So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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