So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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