I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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