fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
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