I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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