You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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