Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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