But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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