week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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