i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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