So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Sext me about skeletons
I touched a dick in church today
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
