I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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