what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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