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go home
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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