Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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