i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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