I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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