I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You have to summon your inner elephant
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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