Plan B is the new Plan A
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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