hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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