would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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