yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
its liver damage thursday
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