2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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