Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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