Don't you send me to vm
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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