And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Randomize
