all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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