I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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