school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
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