i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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