You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
What did we do last night that was yellow?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Randomize