so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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