You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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