god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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