Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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