I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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