I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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