Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Randomize
