did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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