what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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